Finding a house

I am currently looking for a house. Well, I say house, I mean any dwelling that I can live in and store my stuff. The problem is that I am still vastly under-prepared for life in the real world and so cannot fathom the steps required to get to the point where I will put ink on a piece of paper that will legally give me permission to live somewhere. 

Compounding this problem is my friend Cato who has, in a hilarious lapse of judgement, given me carte blanche in selecting the next place where we will live. Cato is currently in Brazil doing something with animals (helping them I suspect) and so relying on me entirely to find a place. I do hope she doesn’t read this before she gets back.

The main issue I seem to have faced so far is getting the agents to get back to me, whether by phone or e-mail. I am a bit perplexed as I am perfectly willing to give them money to let me live in someone else’s house but they seem incapable of returning a phone call. Has anyone else experienced this? Is there a code phrase I can leave on their voicemail that will grant me access?

In the meantime, while I wait for my e-mail to chime or phone to ring, I am composing a list of things I suspect Cato would like in a house.

  1. A roof over at least most of the house - good for rain
  2. A garage - these are handy for cars. Cato does not own a car but I hope she will invest in one soon.
  3. Doors - For safety
  4. Windows - In case we lose our keys to the doors
  5. A fridge - if I know Cato she is going to want a place to put food
I’ll be keeping this updated with my progress. Please chime in if you have advice!

Getting into University

I have a degree. It’s still in the envelope they sent it in, tucked away in one of my many ‘important document’ drawers and there it shall stay until my living arrangements become more permanent. 

The reason I say I have a degree is because this was not always the case. Once, not too long ago, I was in the same position as some of you are in. The grades I’d received were not nearly as good as the ones I had wanted and my future looked quite bleak. I didn’t think I would get in to any University and that I would be stuck working in some job I would hate for the rest of my life. 

That’s when my Dad dropped another piece of his, not always but sometimes, excellent advice. Talk to someone at the University. I scoffed at this because I felt that the people at the University probably heard hundreds of cases like mine and were probably used to turning them down. This is just one more example of me being wrong and being happy to admit it.

After some persuasion I sent an email to Murdoch and within a day (bear in mind I was in Zimbabwe at the time) I had a response. The email was very kind in tone and it outlined all my options about the various courses that were open to me, including a few that I had thought I wouldn’t be able to get into. Within 48 hours of receiving my results I had made my application to Murdoch, something I would not have thought possible when I had initially opened the results letter.

So the three important lessons that I learnt were: 1. Your results are never quite as bad as you initially think they are 2. Sometimes your Dad will know what he is talking about and 3. People at Universities (particularly Murdoch) are people. People that will happily help you if you ask. 

If you’ve just got your results and are feeling like all the opportunities have gone up in smoke, simply ask for help. In three or four years time you could have a fancy envelope with a degree in it showing up to your house too. 

On being a Graduate


I decided to take an unannounced break from blogging as the end of semester and end of exams really took it out of me and I needed some time to recuperate. Never fear though, I have returned to give you your weekly bathroom reading. 

I received my final University results and to the surprise of everyone, especially myself, I had managed to pass everything. For those of you following my exciting story that means I have met the prerequisites for leveling up from undergraduate to, the far more prestigious, Graduate. Upon reaching this new stage in life a number of options become available and I would like to spend this post discussing them.

Immunity from Prosecution

I’m not a lawyer, or even remotely qualified, but I’m pretty sure the number of words in your degree title is the number of days per year you are allowed to act with full immunity from the law. So as I have a Bachelor of Arts in Security, Terrorism and Counterterrorism Studies with a Minor in Journalism and a Minor in International Studies, I get about twenty days a year where I can do as I please. Obviously though this only starts next year as they still need time to put my details into the system.

Instant Knowledge

This one is great. Basically anytime you are involved in a conversation/argument/debate/shouting at strangers in the street you are entitled to say, “Well from what I learnt at University before I graduated.....” and then you fill in the blank with whatever statement you think will win you the argument/conversation/debate/respect of strangers in the street. The best part is that no matter what you say it immediately becomes true because you are a Graduate. It is inadvisable to twist reality too much. 

Graduate Surcharge

From now on, whenever you perform any service whatsoever you can apply the “graduate surcharge”. This, again, entails adding up the number of words in your degree title but this time for a percentage. Mine, for example, is twenty percent and I can now add an extra twenty percent charge onto any service I render. The graduate surcharge, unfortunately, cannot be added onto any dealings with family members as they will likely just scoff and remind you that they used to change your nappies. 

Though these are all wishful thinking I have enjoyed being a graduate so far. I’m sure, when the realisation that I will have to get a real job and stop publishing rubbish on the internet sinks in, I’ll eventually start to have a predictable panic attack. When I do I promise to document it for you and write it up for this blog. 

How I do it (Part Two)


I do realise the irony of having a blog post about my time management skills go up two days late. Please accept my sincere apologies and enjoy this rather late offering.

Midyear enrollments are fast approaching and Murdoch have asked me to do a post on one of the most common concerns people have when considering enrolling, namely that they won't have enough time to study. In this post I will address some of the issues I’ve faced, trying to balance working at a part-time job and studying full-time.

If you’re an international student you are entitled to work 20 hours a week during the semester and that automatically affects how you balance work and study. Honestly, it can be hard to make enough to live by with the work limit but if you violate the rule you can lose your visa. I have, on occasion, come close to going over so my first tip is make sure you and your employer keep a close eye on how many hours you have done each week. Below are a couple of tips that I’ve found useful for keeping my academic reputation up while making some money.

1. Flexibility 



When you take a job make sure it has flexible hours. Having fixed shifts isn’t a bad idea but when you are really struggling with an assignment, being able to swap shifts around can be a lifesaver. This also comes in handy during the exam period.

2. Savings
    Save up some of your paycheck every week. I’ve suffered quite badly when I take time off to study and suddenly I don’t have any money coming in. This is a serious problem when rent is due and you don’t have enough to afford groceries as well. Nothing impairs your ability to study like not eating.

    3. Avoid the trap

    Once you start earning money, life suddenly becomes a lot easier. The more shifts you work the more money you make, until you realise how exhausted you are from working and decide to skip class in favour of sleep. It’s an easy cycle to get into, one that I know quite well.
    Finally just remember that balance isn’t something you’re born with, you have to learn it. It sounds clichéd but practice really does make perfect. If you are really worried about if you’ll have enough time to study then perhaps you need to look at alternative options, such as part-time or external studying. All of which can be found on the Murdoch website.

    How I do it (Part One)


    Midyear enrollments are fast approaching and Murdoch have asked me to do a post on one of the most common concerns people have when considering enrolling, namely that they won't have enough time to study. This post is more going to deal with balancing studying and having a social life and I will do another tomorrow dealing with work and University and how the two sometimes negatively interact.


    When you're doing a full-time degree there is no getting away from the fact that it does take up a significant portion of your average week. On the surface it may seem like you only have to be on campus for your contact hours, whatever those may be, but you also need to account for the time you will spend doing important activities such as tutorial readings, assignment preparation and the extra time actually writing an assignment can take. When you factor in any time you might have to spend working a part or full-time job and a few hours to spend with friends or family it starts to seem incredibly daunting.

    For my first few months at University I found creating a balance between the social life of living in the Village and the demands of my degree very difficult. I would either spend entire nights locked away in the library, researching for assignments or I would go to the other extreme and put all thoughts of studying out my head while I went out drinking with friends. Neither extreme was particularly healthy but I did find my balance and from that I came up with a few little rules to govern my behaviour and help me better manage my time.

    1. Have a set starting and stopping point

    I struggled at first because I would over-study and then be exhausted the next day for class. I would go up to the library around nine at night and not leave until two in the morning. Being tired meant that I was never really studying as much or as effectively as I could and so I never took in as much information as I should have. I did find that if I set myself a set time to start and stop studying that I would be much more productive in that burst, rather than being unfocused for a longer period of time. 

    2. Keep a calendar

    Buy a calendar. Write down the due dates for every single assignment and exam you are going to have for the semester. If someone invites you out, simply check the calendar. If there's a big assignment or exam due soon then you should probably be writing it or studying for it instead of drinking heavily. Combining the two is not recommended. 

    3. Have a study space

    If you share a house with friends, or live in the village, the chances are you are probably limited in your study space. While studying in a common space, such as your kitchen or living room, may work for a little while sooner or later someone will disturb your study flow. I personally like to use the library to study as you are surrounded by like-minded people and during the day there is a whole section devoted to quiet study.

    4. Put the books down and go outside

    Locking yourself away and studying for long periods of time is fine, provided you also get out of the house and do something completely unrelated to studying. I would often stop studying for an exam and simply go for a fifteen or twenty minute walk. It's amazing how much easier it is to study if you take such breaks. Likewise, after a big assignment is finished, take a day off and go to the cinema with friends, or go clubbing (I'm told that's what kids these days do). Dwelling on what you might have done differently in an exam or assignment is the most wasteful avenue of thought and time. 

    5. Relax

    University is not life and death, though it can sometimes seem like it is. If you don't think, for any myriad of reasons, that you'll make the deadline for an assignment then talk to your tutor. Nine times out of ten they will give you an extension. Though, you should never get into the habit of asking for them. Failing a unit or an assignment is also not the end of it all. There are always allowances to be made and ways of making the failed units up.

    I will be putting up the second post on this topic sometime tomorrow. Until then why not tell me what your suggestions for balancing University and your social life are?

    Free Comic Book Day


    A while ago I was asked to take part in a new campaign by Murdoch where I basically had to come up with a vow that I would spend the rest of my natural born life trying to fulfill. To some people this might seem a bit rash but to me it seems sensible. After all I am the sort of person who will vow to spend the rest of my life trying to destroy a restaurant that hasn’t given me great service. Perhaps I need help. But more on that later, for now I want to talk about the vow I made which was, “I vow to discover new ways to encourage literacy”

    Literacy is a subject very important to me because I believe it forms the building blocks for any kind of learning and creativity. I learnt to read when I was very young and it opened up a whole new world to me, the first time I read The Hobbit I was utterly spellbound by the magic and possibilities it offered. Whenever we would go on long camping trips my parents would round my sister and I up and take us to the second hand bookstore where we would buy armfuls of what would essentially be our only entertainment, apart from the abundant vervet monkeys that would steal everything else. When you are stuck in a hot car for up to ten hours a day you genuinely start to appreciate the value of a good book.

    When I went to school I made a rather startling discovery, my love of books and fantastic stories didn’t immediately make me the coolest kid in class. In fact, it had the opposite effect and for years I struggled with peer pressure that was telling me that reading wasn’t “cool” and that I would only be popular if I didn’t spend all day shut in the library reading. Despite all the pressure I have developed a real love for reading and so I am especially pleased when I see initiatives like Free Comic Book Day.

    On FCBD, which is the first Saturday in May, you can walk into any participating comic book store and be guaranteed to walk out with at least one free comic that you don’t even have to steal. It’s a great way to connect with your local comic community, get some free comics and generally have a great day. It’s also a great time to get into comics because so many of the free comics are aimed at introducing people to the world of comic books and graphic novels. Importantly there are also usually a selection available for kids and can make all the difference in instilling them with a love of reading. 

    So this Saturday, the 7th of May, I will be down at Quality Comics picking up free comic books, taking photos of the exciting costumes and just genuinely enjoying life. If you have ever been curious about comics then Saturday is a really great day to see some of them at their finest for free.

    The Power of the Zambezi

    Some of my fondest memories are going on family trips to Lake Kariba. Often we would spend a weekend, fishing and game spotting, and simply getting away from the city. Sometimes we would even spend entire weeks up there aboard big house boats and travel far across the lake for many days. I remember it as always being very relaxing to be so close to nature and be able to observe the animals completely at ease. The poem below was one we found in my dad's desk and that is now pinned to the cork board in my room.

    The Power of the Zambezi, by J. Edward Woodward

    Through the continent of Africa
    The mighty Zambezi flows
    Over waterfall, through deep ravine
    And where dense forest grows.

    But such might and power
    And so much frantic haste
    Through so many generations
    Has mostly gone to waste.

    So the heads of two great nations,
    Engaged with such accord
    To Dam this surging monster
    And the first skip of concrete poured

    Then fifty thousand Batonka people
    Had to move from their homes
    And the treasure of the wildlife
    No more this Vale could roam

    As skip by skip the Dam wall rose
    Inch by inch did the water.
    Animals and Human kind
    Would find their lives would alter

    But Nyaminyami the River god
    Was not pleased by this obstruction
    And twice in rage almost brought
    Mens efforts to destruction

    But in spite of many hardships,
    The Dam was at last complete
    And now folks from around the world
    Come to admire, this engineering feat

    So now a mighty lake appears
    Where once there was 'a stream'
    Filled with many kinds of fish
    from Tigerfish to Bream

    But this is not the climax
    Of this colossal river fight.
    For several million people now,
    Are getting power and light.

    So be at peace Nyaminyami
    You have not lost your power
    For now millions pay you homage
    Each day and every hour

    Any many climb the twisting road
    Up to the lookout steeple.
    To look across that massive lake and see
    Matchstick boats and matchstick people.

    And so great Lake Kariba
    They built a church near you
    Not only in memory of the dead
    But to inspire the living too.

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